Get The Kettle On

Worth checking out if you do any kind of coding used on the web.

http://www.shoemoney.com/2006/12/26/how-hackers-are-using-google-to-pwn-your-site/

It explains it far better than I ever could.

It’s been a while since I posted, mainly because I’ve been busy having a life. However its christmas, so while my stomach is over-laiden with food and I am semi-immobile I have decided to share a video with you. This is it. Heed its genius.

http://www.blacksheep-themovie.com/

Download the mov file here

This is a definate time-consumer. I don’t usually play this sort of crap but I will not be defeated. So far I have pig and horse… Don’t worry, its a word association game, and fully safe for work.

Check it out: http://shygypsy.com/farm/p.cgi

I discovered, or was lead to discover this page a long time ago, but having recently enjoyed re-reading it, I have decided to share it with everyone else.

Steve Don’t Eat It is a web page from one man, determined to eat the most disgusting of stuff and tell you, the internet viewer all about it. A strong stomach may be required, and I think that it just be classified as safe for work… just.

Below is a fantastic sample:

While I cannot endorse the eating of Pickled Pork Rinds, I do endorse playing with it like a puzzle. I did have some fun trying to put the pig back together, but eventually that got boring as I lost the will to live.

We all love the tube, and pictures of the tube. This site shows us what we were missing with our puny human perceptions, by showing us the animals within. Below is an example.

Visit the site here: http://www.animalsontheunderground.com/bird.html

Firstly watch the video, for your first lesson.

Additionally, visit the website: www.talklikeapirate.com

Argghhh

Questioning the accuracy of the BBC’s news reporting is not something I do all that often… No wait, what I mean to say is, I do it all the time, especially when I read articles like this one. Though there may well be “More ‘big cats and boars in wild’“, I very much doubt there are 3 Pandas out there (what the hell would it be able to eat other than “discarded kebabs” , and im sceptical about that penguin. Unless that penguin is the one from Wallace and Gromit?

Embrace the brilliance:

If only I had the time…

I submit to you, a work of genius.

Rejoice.

Tea is healthy. Tea is good for you. But only if you consume four of more cups every day. Gleefully I report that I fulfil this criteria, though many people out there are still falling short. We need to force tea down the throats of everyone, just to be on the safe side. So you dont get too bored with this, heres a picture of some tea.

If you need to see the evidence for yourself, you can read the poorly worded article kindly provided by the BBC in exchange for the money I wasted on my TV license, or by reading the Daily Mail today, page 33; which is where I read an equally poorly worded article about it.