Get The Kettle On

Autobacon

Doug — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:50:28 +0000

I one day aspire to own a machine that performs this function:

Check it out in full here:
http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php

Breath easy

Doug — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:18:23 +0000

Bacon is becoming more and more popular. Perhaps I should turn this blog into something solely related to bacon? Perhaps. If I do that of course, I will need to freshen my day, and this is where the Bacon Air Freshener comes in:

Mmmm bacon

For the real thing, see http://www.mcphee.com/items/11076.html

Now there is a reason for dental hygiene

Doug — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:31:55 +0000

Admire the following:

Link: http://www.mcphee.com/items/11847.html

Creme That Egg! [sic]

Doug — Wed, 21 May 2008 11:22:59 +0000

Splat!

Excellent

Its like my life, on a graph

Doug — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:27:54 +0000

As always, XKCD have hit it right on the head.

Admire:

From: XKCD

I once posed the question of liquor and bacon combined to my friends…

Doug — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:24:40 +0000

And someone out there has obviously beaten me to it.

The scoop on bacon vodka
I did it.
I drank … drum roll please … bacon vodka. At Capt. Larry’s.
Oh yes.
You: So, stop stalling and tell us how it tasted, Sessa!
Me: OK.
Do you know those dog treats Beggin Strips? That’s what it reminded me of.
Not to say I’ve eaten Beggin Strips. But I’ve smelled them.
And, oddly enough, they were the first thing to come to mind when I did the shot.
If I were reviewing bacon vodka for the New York Times, I would describe it thusly:
“The drink had a robust, meaty aroma that pleased the palette, grounded by a sharp undercurrent of liquor. It will surely stimulate the senses of breakfast aficionados.”

From: http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/midnight_sun/blog/2008/04/the_scoop_on_bacon_vodka.html

Goldberg me do

Doug — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:10:58 +0000

Wow! Check out the following Flikr set.

http://flickr.com/photos/hoosierillusion/sets/72157604402946527/

Serious Golberg action.

Via [Make]

Brilliant

Doug — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:41:22 +0000

If only entertaining yourself was this easy…

Somehow the accent makes it funny

Doug — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:50:21 +0000

Contains mild swearing:

Limericks

Doug — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:33:27 +0000

A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite
before spitting, in fright,
“OMG, WTF, BBQ!”

Source: http://limerickdb.com/?292

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