Get The Kettle On

Random, but funny.

It’s been a while since I posted, mainly because I’ve been busy having a life. However its christmas, so while my stomach is over-laiden with food and I am semi-immobile I have decided to share a video with you. This is it. Heed its genius.

http://www.blacksheep-themovie.com/

Download the mov file here

I discovered, or was lead to discover this page a long time ago, but having recently enjoyed re-reading it, I have decided to share it with everyone else.

Steve Don’t Eat It is a web page from one man, determined to eat the most disgusting of stuff and tell you, the internet viewer all about it. A strong stomach may be required, and I think that it just be classified as safe for work… just.

Below is a fantastic sample:

While I cannot endorse the eating of Pickled Pork Rinds, I do endorse playing with it like a puzzle. I did have some fun trying to put the pig back together, but eventually that got boring as I lost the will to live.

Firstly watch the video, for your first lesson.

Additionally, visit the website: www.talklikeapirate.com

Argghhh

I submit to you, a work of genius.

Rejoice.

This…

Though this crazy bloke clearly felt the need to stay indoors and BBQ, even though he says himself, ‘If you mention the summer, it is the burning meat. Don’t you think?’. I am not here to judge that man. Read the full write up about it here. I command it.

I want one of these:

Costumes. Best.

Just check out what NASA are getting up to with your tax dollars.

Sniggering as they point.

Thank you, ‘Far East’ people. Now, those bastards that zoom along my (and your) road in the dead of night, with a noisey shitty 50cc scooter, can feel even safer. This time, not from persecution by the ‘law enforcment’, by from the persecution of hitting their swollen nuts, on the handlebars of their pride and joy. Allow this image to illustrate:

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